Kyle . 17 . USA

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tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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emilianadarling:

When you play the game of butts, cheek is better than thigh. (x)

rlmjob:

Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny

Here comes the King of the North! King of the North! King of the North!

“my hands are wet because i just peed”

actual quote from tumblr user kyle pignap0ke (via malfoymannor)

tittyfig:

angads2000:

tittyfig:

80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag

That’s 200%

I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

180mph:

vaspim:

lameborghini:

asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh

Is this a challenge

*Sonic X theme song starts playing*

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